{"product_id":"discraft-slime","title":"Discraft Slime","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDiscraft Z Swirl Slime 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 (Unofficial)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbrace the chaos with the Discraft Z Swirl Slime! Released in mid-2026 through Ledgestone as Discraft's first official \"meme disc,\" this highly unconventional, aggressively overstable approach disc was born from a legendary production accident. Created in collaboration with Brian Earhart and promoted alongside the fictional \"Chip Blockerman\" persona, the Slime is humorously described by players as having a \"Zone bottom for the bottom and a Zone bottom for the top also somehow.\" Because it is an intentionally bizarre novelty mold, \u003cstrong\u003ethe Slime is NOT PDGA approved for sanctioned tournament play\u003c\/strong\u003e. However, if you are looking for an outrageously fun, brick-like utility disc for your casual rounds, this pearly Z Swirl masterpiece is exactly what you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFlight Numbers \u0026amp; Performance\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Slime was built to actively resist forward flight. Ledgestone's tongue-in-cheek research department submitted the unofficial flight ratings as Speed: 2, Glide: 1, Turn: 1, and Fade: 4. It hates being in the air, featuring almost zero glide and a punishingly hard dump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr style=\"background-color: #f2f2f2;\"\u003e\n      \u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003eSpeed\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003eGlide\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003eTurn\u003c\/th\u003e\n      \u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003eFade\u003c\/th\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003e2\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003e1\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003e1\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #dddddd; text-align: left; padding: 8px;\"\u003e4\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHow the Slime performs on the course:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Brick:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed purely for short-range touch shots, spike hyzers, and utility forehands where you need the disc to find the ground immediately and sit flat without skipping away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Middle Ground:\u003c\/strong\u003e Players describe its flight as sitting right between a heavily seasoned \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/discraft-zone\" title=\"Discraft Zone\"\u003eZone\u003c\/a\u003e and the absurdly beefy \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/discraft-zone-os\" title=\"Discraft Zone OS\"\u003eZone OS\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCasual Round Legend:\u003c\/strong\u003e While you can't throw it in a PDGA tournament, it is the perfect conversation starter and a genuinely useful \"get out of jail\" disc for scrambled woods play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Z Swirl Plastic Advantage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDespite its joke origins, Discraft didn't skimp on the plastic. The Slime is molded in premium Z Swirl, offering a gorgeous pearly, marbled color blend. This plastic provides a slightly softer, more premium grip than standard Z Line, ensuring you have complete control when you are forced into an awkward stance and just need the disc to drop straight to the dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eRelease Information \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlight Numbers (Unofficial):\u003c\/strong\u003e Speed 2 | Glide 1 | Turn 1 | Fade 4\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDisc Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Overstable Utility Approach\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePDGA Status:\u003c\/strong\u003e NOT PDGA Approved (Novelty\/Meme Disc)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlastic Blend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Z Swirl (Premium durability, pearly aesthetics, grippy feel)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the Discraft Slime PDGA approved?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The Slime is an intentionally bizarre novelty mold born from a production accident (essentially two bottoms pressed together). Because of this unique, non-standard shape, it is not approved for sanctioned PDGA tournament play. It is strictly for casual rounds and having fun!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does the Slime fly compared to a Zone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Slime wants to get to the ground even faster than a standard Zone, but isn't quite as aggressively wide-sweeping as a Zone OS. It has incredibly low glide, meaning if you throw it on a hyzer, it will just drop out of the sky and stick to the ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the story behind the Slime?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was released in mid-2026 by Ledgestone as Discraft's first official \"meme disc.\" Created alongside Brian Earhart and heavily promoted using a fictional, retro-style persona named \"Chip Blockerman,\" it leans fully into the humor of a manufacturing mix-up that turned out to be surprisingly fun to throw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n{\n  \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@graph\": [\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Product\",\n      \"@id\": \"\/products\/discraft-z-swirl-slime#product\",\n      \"name\": \"Discraft Z Swirl Slime\",\n      \"description\": \"The Discraft Z Swirl Slime is a highly overstable, non-PDGA approved novelty approach disc (2\/1\/1\/4). 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