Axiom
JMilly Stole Christmas - Axiom Hex
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Axiom Discs Hex Flight Numbers: 5, 5, -1, 1
"Christmas discs beware because JMilly is on the hunt. Even if you buy one of these, he might snatch it up - so maybe get 2???" JMilly
Every disc golfer has that midrange — the one they swear is perfect, untouchable, his baby.
For JMilly, that disc is his famous “Jimothy,” a Discraft Buzzz he talks about like it’s his childhood pet. Which is just weird...
Enter: the Axiom Neutron Hex.
This holiday edition Hex features a one-of-a-kind stamp: a full caricature of JMilly tiptoeing away with an entire disc golf basket slung over his shoulder—a throwback to the classic Grinch scene where he snatches a Christmas tree. Same sneaky posture. Same guilty look. Same holiday heist energy. Only difference? JMilly’s stealing birdies, baskets, and probably your disc!
Smooth, laser-straight, torque-friendly, and cleaner out of the hand than a freshly polished snow globe, the Hex is the disc that makes people ask, “Wait… why do I even throw a Buzzz?”
This is the midrange that doesn’t care about brand loyalty, emotional support Buzzzes, or whatever conspiracy theories JMilly is spreading this week about dome physics. It just flies better — consistently, effortlessly, and on every line you trust it with.
And if that wasn’t bold enough, Dustin decided to make it official:
“It’s a far better midrange than JMilly’s beloved ‘Jimothy.’”
– Dustin (fully committed to the smoke)
Whether you’re carving gap shots, shaping touch turnovers, or needing dead-straight tunnel flights that don’t drift, the Hex just delivers. Clean profile, dependable flight, and the kind of glide that makes even JMilly nod quietly.
Key Features
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Straight, Point-and-Shoot Flight – Holds lines without surprise fade.
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Neutral Workability – Perfect for hyzer flips, turnovers, and lasers.
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Clean Release – Low profile with a comfortable, modern feel.
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GYRO® Performance – Stability you can trust from Axiom’s tech.
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Woods Golf Weapon – Your new gap-hitting cheat code.
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JMilly Troublemaker – Guaranteed to start friendly arguments.
Flight Numbers: 5 | 5 | -1 | 1
If you’re ready to retire “Jimothy” or at least give it some competition, the Hex is waiting — and it might just become the midrange you won’t shut up about next.