JMilly Stole Christmas - Streamline Turbulence

Streamline Discs Turbulence Flight Numbers: 7,2,0,3.5

"Christmas discs beware because JMilly is on the hunt. Even if you buy one of these, he might snatch it up - so maybe get 2???" JMilly

What happens when JMilly gets his hands on a Streamline Turbulence?
Exactly what you’d expect—chaos, comedy, and a disc that “definitely doesn’t glide”… unless it does.

This holiday edition Turbulence features a one-of-a-kind stamp: a full caricature of JMilly tiptoeing away with an entire disc golf basket slung over his shoulder—a throwback to the classic Grinch scene where he snatches a Christmas tree. Same sneaky posture. Same guilty look. Same holiday heist energy. Only difference? JMilly’s stealing birdies, baskets, and probably your disc!

JMilly Stole Christmas, because let’s be honest: if someone was going to steal Christmas, it’d be the guy who claims to be anti–anti-domer. The Turbulence fits perfectly into his “Anti-Glide Disc” conspiracy—a disc with negative dome, specifically engineered to not stay in the air. Which is why he bags them… because they glide “way too much.”

“I think anti-glide is a myth… I mean, the concept of anti-glide is a myth. The discs themselves are real, obviously.”
– JMilly, while bagging his fifth anti-glide disc

Give this thing a rip and you’ll see what he means: fast, flat, beefy, and—despite its very “non-glidey” intentions—shockingly good at snagging birdies. Whether you’re throwing missile-hyzer lasers or powering forehands through a cold Christmas headwind, the Turbulence delivers elite control with a punch of JMilly flavor.

This holiday run won’t last long, and neither will your self-control once you see how fun these are to throw.

Key Features

JMilly’s Holiday Heist Art– Caricature of JMilly sneaking off with a basket, Grinch-style
Anti-Glide Design – Negative dome for “no glide”… or so the legends say.
Surprisingly Glidey – According to JMilly: “That thing glides! It glides too much!”
Beefy Flight – Overstable fairway with reliable fade.
Versatile Control – Ideal for flex lines, spike hyzers, and forehands.
Limited Seasonal Run – Seasonal, collectible, and very JMilly.

Flight Numbers: 7 | 2 | 0 | 3.5

Whether you believe in anti-glide or you’re a certified anti–anti-domer like JMilly, this is the disc to bag, throw, or debate on the internet about until the holiday season ends.